Saturday, January 27, 2007

It did happen!!

T time conversations are usually fun and electric depending on seed (topic). After a long time we had a great time - Mom, Dad and I. Dad was narrating few of the real time comedies that happens in Court and you would definitely need to agree that they are much better then all those flakes that you watch in movies. Lets hit one of them now!

Dad a.k.a T.V.Krishnan BSc BL (T.V.Krishnamachari - Appa-Amma vetcha perra maathardhala ennoda appa onnum exception illa :P) - I would rather call him Krish ;).

Okay!!

Krish (should be around 24) successfully won the case (It was his 10th case - not sure) and had a decree against the opponent that he should either pay the debt amount or would be imprisoned. The court would then send a notice to the concerned person and they should present themselves in front of the magistrate - either pay the money or get behind the bars.

Krish's client - Mr X in full enthu was present in court to collect the debt amount from the court as per the notice he received.

What actually happened????

A usual hectic day and Krish was waiting for his number in court 7 rechecking on the evidences and proof he was going to present. Mr X came running to court 7 searching for Krish.

"samy enna idhu ennaku onnume puriyala" said Mr X.

"Enna aachu, paanam kidaichudha" said Krish.

"Iyya nanu court room la wait panikittu irrundhean. Apporam nambha case number koopitaanga naanum elundhirichu judge iyya munadi nindhean. Avar enna paanam kaataraya illa jailluku poorayaa nu ketara. Ennaku onnum puriyala samy. Judge iyya kitta nan thaan kadan koduthean nu sonnean avar enna pathu sirichittu ungala kopitu kondu vara sonnaru" said Mr X.

Krish then read the notice that X had got and he was like - What the hell!!

The court room exploded with laughter when the judge enquired on what had happened. These court staffs are real nuts! They had sent the notice to the petitioner instead of the opponent. Kadan koduthavan kitaye kadana thirupi pay pana sollaranga paa! Kalakitanga po!

Enna ithu sirru pilla thanama :P

Mr X said to Krish - Ennaku panam kidaikalanalum parava illa samy enna jail la podavendamnu sollunga :D.

Finally Judge had to explain to Mr X (completely paranoid) that it was not Krish's mistake but the person who sent the notice and he will not be sent to Jail.

Aiyo! Aiyo!

Monday, January 22, 2007

What happens when you are pizzed off???

Never trust anyone in life.
Never believe anyone in life.
Never like anyone in life.
Never let anyone into the four walls around you.
It is all you and just you - so beware of OTHER HUMANS.

Seriously...

Ignore all those insects - that is the best way to handle them.

That is the way others treat you!

Do not be so good - Ignoring someone is the worst thing you could do even to your enemies.

Bullshit!!!